A certain high school senior I know said he needed to go to a "beach week meeting" at a friend's house. A beach week* meeting? It was the third one and he had missed the first two. There was a printed agenda, including who was going to make the Costco run.
* Beach week is when hordes of snoburbia high school seniors go to Bethany Beach the week after graduation, closely followed by the Montgomery County Police, who try to make sure kids lose their college scholarships because of underage drinking.