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Overheard at Montgomery Mall, from a loud gaggle of Ugg-booted, abercrombie be-jegginged group of preteens:
Tween 1: I made the honor roll!
Tween 2: So? Everyone makes the honor roll! I got all As and one B
Tween 3: I got straight As!
Tween 4: So did I!
These kids would have been beaten to a bloody pulp in my hometown. They certainly would have kept this information to themselves or within the family unit until they received their college acceptances.
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Yeah, everyone makes the honor roll. Says a lot about the school system, eh?
Posted by: Dragon Lady | November 13, 2011 at 01:20 PM
Honor roll kids tend to hang out together.
Posted by: nikki | November 13, 2011 at 03:52 PM
Totally agree. It was uncool to be part of the "A" listers when I was growing up.
Posted by: moco mom | November 13, 2011 at 06:55 PM
Everyone *they* hang around with gets honor roll. Those other people don't count.
Posted by: Charlene | November 13, 2011 at 07:43 PM
I'm sure they're all Gifted and Talented and Advanced.
Posted by: MattF | November 14, 2011 at 05:47 AM
Everyone in MoCo is, MattF. Just ask their parents.
Posted by: Dragon Lady | November 14, 2011 at 10:52 AM
If you lived in the ghetto you would have been shouted down and shunned. If you grew up in a decent area then you would have been admired.
Posted by: Jay | November 14, 2011 at 07:32 PM
We here in MoCo are desperately in need of a return to solid middle-class American values. I dream of the day when no academic achiever will go unridiculed and we as a people can come together to celebrate what is good and right: totally sick tattoos, purloined boxes of Franzia, and Allen Gregory.
Posted by: Suleiman | November 16, 2011 at 05:22 PM