morning announcements

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How to tell if your local public high school is snoburban (from announcements):

All Squash Club members...don't forget to come to the Potomac Squash Club at the corner of Seven Locks and Montrose today to play after school.

There are seven places remaining for the trip to Italy this spring 2012.

Come to the next Peace and Social Action Club meeting today at lunch in room G35.

Science Olympiad meets after school today in room 221.

The Feed Hope Club will be having a meeting on Wednesday in room 111. Please join us in our fight against hunger in Montgomery County.

The International Club presents Ramadan and Rosh Hashanah.  Come join us at lunch in room 123 on Wednesday.

Would you like to help disadvantaged children in Nepal?  The Nepal School Club’s first meeting is on Thursday at lunch in room 138.

Habitat for Humanity will meet in room 111 on Thursday at lunch.

The Cricket Club is going to play cricket Thursday after school on the softball field.  Be there.

Come to the Tea Club in room 114 at lunch on Fridays. Members will sample different teas every week.

The SAT word of the day is: auspicious (aw spish us) which means favorable, promising, pointing to a good result.

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Comments

[kate]

too funny! i do hope there is some hyperbole going on here. A tea club? I see you are lacking a croquet club.

[Queen of the Weezils]

The one that strikes me as most snoburban is the word of the day - auspicious.

Yes, the day would be auspicious if I too could afford a spring fling in Italy.

[Jay]

You forgot "the Gay, Lesbian, and Transgender Club will meet in room 145 at lunch". Don't believe me? Ask your kids if there is a club like that at their school.