You know how that truck comes to your house in the snoburbs and picks up all your stuff and takes it away for you?
Well, I then go to the thrift shop and buy that stuff for $1.99 or $4.99. I lovvvve thrift shopping. We have a huge thrift shop that sends trucks into the heart of snoburbia to retrieve loot.
My most recent, epic haul: Lucky jeans that fit like a glove, $4.99; orange cashmere turtleneck, $3.99; Adidas like-new sneakers that I've always wanted, $6.99; Gap black jacket, $4.99; brown cowboy boots that I'm going to cut off at the ankle, $4.99; and REI down bootie slippers, $1.99. And for the kids and husband: J. Crew khakis, $3.99; Nike basketball shoes, $4.99; North Face polarfleece, $1.99; Levi's skinny jeans, $2.99; American Eagle hoodie sweatshirt, $4.99; Under Armour shirt, $.99; and Calvin Klein pajama bottoms, $2.99.
I have friends who won't set foot in Wheaton Plaza, let alone a thrift shop. My gain, suckas!