During this weekend's trip to New York, I was thinking about the things I wanted to bring home. One of them was not bedbugs. I am freaking about possible bedbugs in my hotel room. If they were at the Plaza, then they might not mind taking up quarters in my not-$755-a-night hotel (where I zipped my bag inside one of those Hefty Big Bags).
But I don't have to worry, right? We would never allow bedbugs in snoburbia. [Covering my ears - I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear y0u.]