I pulled into the snoburbia gas station, and absent-mindedly started filling my tank, as I usually do*. Then the pump clicked and I looked at my total: $80.35. What the f...amily! Apparently I chose the second most expensive gas station in Maryland, at $3.79 a gallon. In a few days (I drive a lot), when I fill my tank again, it will be at the station I passed today in outer suburbia, $3.42 a gallon.
* I usually roll into the gas station on fumes, down to zero. This is because you can't find a gas station in snoburbia: Residents of snoburbia feel about gas stations the same way they feel about Cash for Gold stores.