Something snaps in regular people the minute they have a baby and move to snoburbia.
I was watching the show, Modern Family. There was an exchange between Mitchell and Cam, a gay couple* raising a young daughter, Lily. It was a pitch-perfect capture of the angst snoburban parents feel.
Mitchell came home, panicked, after noticing that Lily's usual playmates and their moms were missing from the playground. Where were they?
Mitchell: [T]hey all sent their kids to preschool!
Cam: What?! We agreed to wait until next year!
Mitchell: It was a fake-out - to make sure their kids got a spot.
Cam: Those skinny b*tches...
* We don't even notice whether parents are gay in snoburbia, because we are so tolerant.