nosmo king

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In overclass snoburbia, nobody smokes. I don't know even one person who smokes - openly, that is. If a person smokes, she hides it, coming to your house smelling of industrial-strength breath mints.

Smoking is okay if you are working class - or a skateboarder. (Or if you are male, smoking a cigar or pipe, in company, after cocktails).

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When a smoker chucks his cigarette butt to the curb from a car window, snoburban people go crazy, cursing in their cars, flailing their arms and hurling imaginary insults. Or is it just me?

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Comments

[Lee Ann Zuliani Barker]

This is great! LOL! Closet smokers! I know one. It is so funny, we were looking up our friend's houses on Google Earth and BUSTED! He was standing on his porch smoking a ciggie! I will probably be on there (google earth) picking a wedgie :)