what would alex trebek do?

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In snoburbia, we have a personal relationship with...  Alex Trebek. He is our god.

I went to the Washington area Jeopardy tryouts, along with every other geek from the snoburbs. After they saw people for only half an hour, the show's producers had enough to fill all their slots. They sent the rest of us home, unfulfilled, untested. (In snoburbia, we love tests.)

Go ahead, just ask me the capitol of Bolivia. (This got me my first job when I graduated from college.) No? What are La Paz - and, and! Sucre? It has two capitols.

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